That is certainly true but I guess you know if the powers that be learn that you have those other “powerful weapons” at hand, they will seek to relieve you of those also. I’m hiding my toe nail clippers!
Damn; I never even thought of that.
Guess I will have to fire up the backhoe and dig another hole in the north pasture to bury all of those to.
Double Damn; a backhoe can also be used as a lethal weapon, guess I will have to dig an even bigger hole and drive the backhoe into it, but with all my shovels and rakes already buried, how do I cover up the last hole?
AHA; I’ll cover it up with my hands, OH MY GOD, I am so screwwwdd, even hands can be used as a lethal weapon.
Guess I might just as well dig everything up again.
THE INSANITY NEVER ENDS does it?