And as for defending yourself against human raiders and such, if you're so damned reluctant to fight your enemies, then just lay down and let them kill you. But PLEASE!!!! spare us any more angst-ridden drabble and get about the business of eliminating zombies.
Oh, and wash your hair, Rick. You too, Daryl.
Spoken by someone who has no zombies outside THEIR door and still has running water, both hot and cold...and conditioner shampoo....... /h