Or spend a couple of years as a Submarine Sonar Officer. ;-)
Yeah, that more than trumps anything I’ve got!
Had a guy who worked for me about 25 years ago who had been an engineering officer on a 688 boat. There wasn’t much he could talk about, but one thing for sure - he was confident of their ability to be quiet, avoid ship- and air-based ASW assets, and take out surface combatants.