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To: Vendome

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire...
Bright flames licking at his toes...
Not Santa Claus, so why the desire..
Still partway down the chimney he goes...

Some poor guy trying to keep warm
Or have ambiance dressed for success
Had any plans of seduction foiled
And his house rendered a smoky mess...

So if you are one of larcenous intent
From the age of nine to ninety two
Before you lower your butt into the vent
Make sure you will fit through the flue...


12 posted on 11/30/2015 3:10:07 PM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Sick! And an apt screen name for the topic.../s

LOL


14 posted on 11/30/2015 3:11:42 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Well done!


15 posted on 11/30/2015 3:12:46 PM PST by sparklite2 (Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
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