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Suspected Burglar Stuck in Chimney Dies After Homeowner Starts Fire in Fireplace
The Blaze ^
| Nov. 29, 2015 6:00pm
| Dave Urbanski
Posted on 11/30/2015 2:51:53 PM PST by Cowman
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I have heard of Smokey and the Bandit but this is a clear case of smoked bandit
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posted on
11/30/2015 2:51:53 PM PST
by
Cowman
To: Cowman
What killed him?
A bad case of the flue.
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posted on
11/30/2015 2:53:00 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: Cowman
“Dead Crooks Roasting on an Open Fire...”
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posted on
11/30/2015 2:53:56 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Cowman
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posted on
11/30/2015 2:58:38 PM PST
by
diamond6
(Behold this Heart which has so loved men!" Jesus to St. Margaret Mary)
To: sparklite2
What killed him? A bad case of the flue. Well, He was known to smoke like a chimney.
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posted on
11/30/2015 2:59:04 PM PST
by
Cowman
(As Jerry Williams used to say --- When comes the revolution....)
To: Vendome
8 minutes into this post and 2 responses?
C’mon! This thread is ripe for Freepin jokes.
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posted on
11/30/2015 2:59:39 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Cowman
His death put a bit of a damper on things....
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:00:02 PM PST
by
exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
To: exit82
His death put a bit of a damper on things.... Well perhaps I could stir the coals a bit by mentioning this fellow was apparently a draft avoider.
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:04:45 PM PST
by
Cowman
(As Jerry Williams used to say --- When comes the revolution....)
To: Vendome
Santaclaustrophobia killed him first...
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:04:50 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Vendome
Since this is the fourth iteration of this story, at least, don’t be surprised if we’re not fired up.
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:08:37 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: exit82
“Chimney jokes – The first one is on the house,”
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:08:44 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Vendome
Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire...
Bright flames licking at his toes...
Not Santa Claus, so why the desire..
Still partway down the chimney he goes...
Some poor guy trying to keep warm
Or have ambiance dressed for success
Had any plans of seduction foiled
And his house rendered a smoky mess...
So if you are one of larcenous intent
From the age of nine to ninety two
Before you lower your butt into the vent
Make sure you will fit through the flue...
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:10:07 PM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: sparklite2
Soot! I just heard about it today on the local news and had some funny one liners swing through my sick mind.
Oh well...
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:10:37 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Smokin' Joe
Sick! And an apt screen name for the topic.../s
LOL
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:11:42 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Smokin' Joe
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:12:46 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Islam = all bathwater, no baby.)
To: Cowman
>the cause of his death.
Stupidity.
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:18:34 PM PST
by
soycd
To: soycd
Agree. This has Darwin award potential.
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posted on
11/30/2015 3:34:56 PM PST
by
xp38
To: Cowman
Nothing better than a burglar who becomes a crispy critter
To: Cowman
His own fault. Not a tear of sympathy from me.
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posted on
11/30/2015 4:24:20 PM PST
by
I want the USA back
(Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
To: sparklite2
Luv your answer to what killed him, “a bad case of the flue”.
How about “Smoking”? “Weighing too much”? “Too much clothing”? “Greed”? “Stupidity” ?
Favorite songs and movies for burglars:
“Up in Smoke”
“Hot times in the old town tonight”
“Smoke gets in your eyes”
“Meeting in smoky places”
“Hot, Hot, Hot”!
You Want Fries With That?
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