I was being facetious. And I wouldn’t even drop kick someone’s little yapper...though I might allude to it...
I’m not fond of those little purse dogs-one of my neighbors has a Yorkie that must bear a charmed life-the yappy thing escapes out the door, leashless and runs into the woods at least once a month-I can’t believe a coyote or mountain lion has not made a meal of it...