You know, there’s all this different armor in Fallout and we can name it whatever we want...but there are no codpieces.
I want a codpiece. A codpiece...of great and mighty justice.
I want to be able to stand atop a pile of dead raiders, look at the one cowering, barely alive in the corner and yell, to the blare of trumpets and choirs of seminaked Valkeryes...
“Tremble in fear maggot! Tremble in fear before...”THE CODPIECE OF GREAT AND MIGHTY JUSTICE!”
But alas, I cannot. It’s so unfair. Clearly Godd Howard (PBUH) did not think this through.
Oh and BTW Laz, Lydia officially lost the title of “She who is most likely to jump in front of a Weapon for no good reason”. That title belongs to your girlfriend now.
I just shot her 6 times in Poseidon Reservoir. I’m fairly she listens to old holotapes of The Cure and The Smiths when I’m not looking.