AND you don’t always listen to the blues station, but when you do, your favorite is:
“I Got Dem Ole Kozmic Platform Boots On De Brain”.
(thanks for the Freepmail ping)
The platform stripper boots provide a measure of safety. Skyrim is a land torn by centuries of brutal warfare and there;s broken swords and sharp debris everywhere. And the world of Fallout is likewise a danger with all the jagged metal scattered around by the Great Division of Lord Atom in which the frail and wretched bodies of the believers gave birth to a trillion new stars.
They keep Lydia’s feet safe in the event she were to inadvertently step on something sharp. It is purely a OSHA issue.