In a way I sort of envy asexuals today. They don’t have to deal with STDs and they don’t have to put up with snowflake liberal women or men on date night or have their lives ruined by them. Since churches, regardless of denomination, are overrun with liberals these days, a person can’t even rely on that as a place to find normal people anymore.
There’s a lot to be said for a pet and a game of Dungeons and Dragons in America 2015. And I’m not being sarcastic in saying that.