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A Progressive Thanksgiving Tale (Vanity)
Original | 11/26/2015 | Me

Posted on 11/26/2015 8:54:09 AM PST by Bryanw92

There once was a pilgrim woman named Unlabeled (because she hated labels and names are just labels for people) and she arrived in the New World on the Mayflower. When the people came ashore, they went to work. They cleared trees, dug in the ground, built structures, and planted food.

Unlabeled began to detect microaggressions, especially from the cisgender males who just assumed a leadership role in the community without being asked by the strong, proud, independent women. She was hurt by these microaggressions and asked them to stop.

The leader of the community, a cisgender male, marginalized Unlabeled by saying, "I know not what you speak of. Should thee not be making sandwiches at this time?"

Unlabeled was so injured that she was unable to work anymore and she complained to the cisgender males and womyn in the community. They gathered around and conferred and finally returned to her and said, "We doth feel thine pain. Please, go over yonder and sit on that rock and we shall build a town."

Unlabeled went and sat. In her free time, she thought a lot and realized that she was right and that she deserves to sit and watch the town being built in front of her. So, she sat.

And she sat.

And she sat.

One day, the town was complete and the walls of the town were almost done. The cisgender men erected the final wall of the town and everyone cheered.

Everyone but Unlabeled, because she and her rock were outside the walls. As it should be.


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KEYWORDS: microaggression; snowflakes

1 posted on 11/26/2015 8:54:09 AM PST by Bryanw92
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To: Bryanw92

Nice squelch.

Great ending, too.

Thanks for the smile.


2 posted on 11/26/2015 9:01:00 AM PST by GladesGuru (Islam Delenda Est. Because of what Islam is - and because of what Muslims do.)
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To: Bryanw92

Funny. I’m sharing this on FB, hope you don’t mind.


3 posted on 11/26/2015 9:13:52 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen

>>Funny. I’m sharing this on FB, hope you don’t mind.

Of course. Just give me credit. ;-)


4 posted on 11/26/2015 9:16:08 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Bryanw92
Somebody must be peeling onions.


5 posted on 11/26/2015 9:21:09 AM PST by MuttTheHoople (Yes, Liberals, I question your patriotism)
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To: Bryanw92
100%... OUTSTANDING!
6 posted on 11/26/2015 9:41:48 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
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To: Bryanw92

Oh, thanks! Shared and credited!


7 posted on 11/26/2015 10:22:33 AM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: Bryanw92

bump for later


8 posted on 11/26/2015 12:15:45 PM PST by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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