>> that featured a naked man and woman. The plaque shows a man raising his hand in a very manly fashion while a woman stands behind him, appearing all meek and submissive
Aliens will find this and think, “This race has men with a strong pimp hand. We must meet them and establish trade.”
Then, they will arrive and find the world ruled by Pajama Boi and easily-offended college girls and they will destroy us as an act of mercy.
Too flippin’ funny!