There is a Tim Curry song struggling to be heard in this thread.
Don’t know about a Tim Curry song, but there is an old English sea shanty about a sailor finding his “date” was rigged like a fireship...:^)
http://www.black-brothers.com/songs/10.htm
Sung here by Hughie Jones of the 60’s Spinners (UK) group -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_qc6fEdsYI