Because it is culturally insensitive and borderline microaggressive to assign reporter Marwa Eltagouri to write an article about snow. He/she never grew up seeing snow — how would you expect him/her to write a clear article about it? You are clearly a relic of the white patriarchical heteronormative ruling class. White Winters Don’t Matter!
You forgot Common Core math.
Clever response! Thank you for my first laugh of the day.