My two favorite teams are whoever beats the Penn State Homosexual Pedophiles or the Missouri Maozzou Red Guards.
Thing is, I don't know who I'll root against if the Homosexual Pedophiles ever play the Maozzou Red Guards.
Can they both lose?
Hope so. I've kinda been a Mizzou fan til a couple weeks ago, my son's on faculty there. One of the few conservatives allowed on campus. as peyton manning would hum, "having tenure feels so good".