“I lost all of my guns this past summer in a tragic boating accident in the middle of Lake Erie...”
If you’re that careless maybe you shouldn’t be trusted with a firearm.
Or maybe you could try something with a lanyard ring and a lanyard, like a S&W Victory model or one of the military versions of the P-35.
Have a nice night and a long thread:)
I do believe "boating accident" is a metaphor for a different type of concealed weapon
( wink-wink )