OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
The idiots in Congress think too many people on Guam will tip it over.
It's not the Sun they want to control, it's you and me. And they want you and I to pay for controlling us.
Yup, you’re. The Sun is a star. A giant mass of hydrogen gas that converts to helium and every element on the Periodic Table. It’s where we came from and some day old Mr. Sun is going to die off in a supernova and take us with it.
typo; meant to say ‘’You’re right’’.
Oh, ye of little faith! Environazis will find SOME way to blame the cycles of sun activity on us wee mortals. It HAS to be our fault so we’ll feel guilty and submit to their control.