One Restaurant Owner Has Been Waging An Online War With Vegans For Two Months Now

Kitchenette ^ | 10/28/15 8:45pm | C.A. Pinkham

[Cowman]

http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/a-restaurant-owner-has-been-waging-an-online-war-with-v-1739249109

---Warning--- Spicy language at link

[Billthedrill]

I've been a Vegan for a long time now.

About four hours.

Roast beef for supper tonight. Then I'll start being a Vegan all over again.

Now don't speak to me, you carnivorous monsters!

[Ellendra]

There is no way to get sufficient choline from vegan sources.

Choline is used by the body to make certain neurotransmitters, without which the brain cannot properly function.

Therefore, if someone is vegan, they are starving their brain.

Argument over!

[SES1066]

I was in Dublin, Ireland, a year ago and now wish that I could have gone to that pub. However, speaking as someone with the blood in me, Irish tend to go to the extremes with great gusto! This is just one of their examples - for others, try getting a consensus on the best Irish Whisky (don’t bother with Whiskey - Fionn mac Cumhaill will be having a word with ye!)

[Rodamala]

I once saw a bumper sticker on a hatchback in the lot at a Phish show that said, "My prehistoric ancestors did not bite and claw their way up the food chain so I could eat grilled cheese and veggie buritos."

The irony of it all was perfect.

[oldasrocks]

Feed them of those vegan hot dogs that have been found to contain human DNA.

[Sergio]

[Ricebug]

Can you be gay and a vegan at the same time??

[RandallFlagg]

Heh!
I wonder how fast I’d have to get to in my big Suburban to, “Pond-skip,” there....

[Larry Lucido]

Soylent Green is vegans!

[P.O.E.]

Funny stuff!

[Bon mots]

Vegans Are Evil

[JimRed]

— If Vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food on them?

Red Forman, That 70s Show, after his heart attack when given a large dish of rice and veggies for supper: "This isn't food, this what food EATS!"

[JimRed]

Can you be gay and a vegan at the same time??

Maybe if you don't swall...never mind!

HOMOSEXUAL, because there's nothing GAY about it.

[Finny]

Soylent Green is vegans!

{^) Laughing out loud!!!

[Finny]

I am sitting here wiping tears of laughter out of my eyes! Definitely worth the read!

[Finny]

You know, I've found most vegans (REAL, true vegans...the militaristic type) to be an absolute pain in the ass. I've gotten to where I think vegan = liberal nutjob...liberal nutjob = vegan.

Ya think?? {^) It's all about the most elemental form of human power of control; vegans are control freaks if nothing else. Vegans become increasingly mentally wobbly because their chemistry is lacking in critical elements. God help the poor child born to a vegan mother.

[Finny]

You know, I've found most vegans (REAL, true vegans...the militaristic type) to be an absolute pain in the ass.

Yep! There is also a cadre of folks who bask in the superior choice of eating only shellfish or poultry, nothing with four feet. I have a friend or three in this category. At barbecues (where chicken and/or shrimp cook on a separate grill from the unclean dangerous poisonous steak), after a few times of my hostess letting me know that my "dead cow" was ready (ha ha, light-hearted) (though it must horrify the poor gal because I have steak so rare that it's practically still kicking, cooked fast and hot, barely warmed through but nice and browned, fat sizzling, on the outside, warm-raw on the inside ...with a little salsa ... mmmmm)..

... the third occasion when my "dead cow" was hailed, I pointed out that perhaps it wasn't as good as a ground-picking, bug-eating scavenger chicken, or bottom-feeding crustacean (can you imagine eating lobster at the site of a shipwreck in the weeks after a ship went down with all her crew? Eeeeeeeeeeegh......)... but I prefer red meat when I can get it.

... and it's been a few years now since I heard my beef referred to as "dead cow." :^)

[Cowman]

To be a true vegan you MUST drive one of these

[Finny]

If 2 vegans get in a fight, is it still called a beef?

!! {^)

[Finny]

What is that — a Maverick? A Chevelle?