Dear Mr. Vomit,
No one likes you, you are the guy with annoying opinions at the party that you were invited to out of obligation and not want... the hosts soon realized having you and your unsolicited opinions were a huge mistake... Again. You are smug arrogant and constantly believe you are the smartest guy in the room and will do everything to let every one know it. It’s time to keep your unwanted trap shut or go back to your self indulgent life....alone....
And who said I'm smart? Besides you, I mean.