Posted on 10/31/2015 9:29:15 PM PDT by TBP
(Monster roars) Igor: Forget about the foxtrot, and roll away the waltz, take away the two step and all that other shmalz (Monster roars) Are you ready for what's been going on (Monster roars) It's a doozie makes you woozie it's the new phenomenon Igor: Have you heard about the mania If not then let me explain t'ya Yes sir, It's the transylvania mania. Whether you're in ruritania Or a dance hall in albania Yes sir, It's the transylvania mania.
Everybody who's been viewing it can't resist it's appeal. Everybody's out there doing it, millionaire and schlemiel. So join the fun, lets all be zany-a Even liths in lithuania love it, it's the latest rage. Lose the blues and don't complain-ia Hit the dance floor feel no pain-ia Love it Do the transylvania mania.
Frankenstein: Just accept it don't refrain-ia.
Inga: Don't resist it's all in vain-ia
Igor: Come on kids lets raise some cain-ia
Igor, frankenstein and inga: Yes sir Yes sir It's the latest craze.
Dance break
Frankenstein: It's the cherry pie without the pits
Inga: It's the weekend spent in biarritz.
Igor: It's all the rage with the french and brits.
All: The transylvania mania.
Frankenstein: It it's the newest quip from algonquin wits
Inga: It's the winning horse that never quits
Igor: It's the paprikash with an ice cold schlitz.
All: The transylvania mania. Do the transylvania mania.
It's southern fried with a side of grits. It's gentiles, jews and jesuits
Inga and igor: It's a etude played by horowitz
Frankenstein: It's irving berlin's puttin' on the ritz!
Dance break
All: Rich and poor are all soft-shoeing it in hotels or huts. Even dogs are also doing it, pedigrees and mutts. All the devils in tasmania shake their tails and go insane-ia. Love it, it's the latest rage. Grab a steamship or a plane-ia To the heart of old roumania Love it, yeah you're gonna love it Do the Transylvania mania-ahhhh
(monster breaks in)
Frankenstein (spoken): What have i done? What have i done?
All: Do the transylvania mania!
I’d rather do the Time Warp again.
This is one of my longtanding favorites.
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