They are perfecting the “morning trip you as you go to the kitchen for coffee Ju Jitsu” even as we speak.
Yep- they have worked out an elaborate plan to get us at our most vulnerable- 1/2 asleep- they run over to people’s feet first thing I n the morning, weave in and out of our legs, and wham- we’re on the floor and they are standing over us licking their lips waiting for us to stop breathing