Conan: Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women. And watch your granddaughter playing with shells and starfish among the wet rocks on the beach...
Conan FINALLY gets it right. :)
Well, my wife does call me an ogre, but not Conan. We've all become so civilized that sitting on a couch mindlessly watching Cable TV is deemed so important that we should pay tons of money for the privilege. When we can frolic on the beach for free.