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To: Pollster1

She is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I would kill 10 men just to have a 10% chance of kissing the left front tire’s lug nut of the truck that takes her laundry to the dry cleaners.


10 posted on 10/23/2015 6:23:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Ok. We won't call them 'Anchor Babies'. From now on, we shall call them 'Fetal Grappling Hooks'.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz. :-)


11 posted on 10/23/2015 6:24:27 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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To: Lazamataz

Take another look; she doesn’t do laundry.


16 posted on 10/23/2015 6:35:12 AM PDT by metesky (My investment program is holding steady @ $0.05 cents a can.)
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To: Lazamataz

I thank you for that assessment, and the baby thanks you too.


26 posted on 10/23/2015 7:25:06 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Lazamataz

“She is the hottest woman I have ever seen. I would kill 10 men just to have a 10% chance of kissing the left front tire’s lug nut of the truck that takes her laundry to the dry cleaners.”

Yeah, but you would probably have to chain her up after she’s had a couple of drinks until she stopped howling at the moon.


27 posted on 10/23/2015 7:41:02 AM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Lazamataz

ROTFL Laz, you are just so darn romantic. ;-)


30 posted on 10/23/2015 7:47:25 AM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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To: Lazamataz

Dayum. That there’s some serious horny right there boys.


32 posted on 10/23/2015 7:56:39 AM PDT by jstaff
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To: Lazamataz

Dayum. That there’s some serious horny right there boys.


33 posted on 10/23/2015 7:57:00 AM PDT by jstaff
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