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To: markomalley

I first heard about this yesterday, and this was the conversation that popped into my mind:

REPLACEMENT H-1B WORKER: “Hi Mr. X, I was told I could call you for advice on the code you wrote for this process before they laid you off and hired me. We added a new process, and the code doesn’t work. Could you help me fix it?”

LAID OFF MR. X: “Sure. Just un-comment this line here, comment out this line and recompile. That should fix it for you.” Click.

Later...

REPLACEMENT H-1B WORKER: “But sir, I did as Mr. X suggested, and it wrote data to the wrong part of the database, and we can’t undo it...our records are unusable, all the key fields have been overwritten and the backups are no good!”


2 posted on 10/22/2015 2:28:38 AM PDT by rlmorel ("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant)
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To: rlmorel

Delete C *.*


15 posted on 10/22/2015 5:13:56 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: rlmorel
You have a devious, vindictive streak in you.

I like that.
We think much alike.

21 posted on 10/22/2015 6:13:41 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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To: rlmorel
It also reminded me of this little meme;


22 posted on 10/22/2015 6:22:15 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Democracy is not freedom. Democracy is simply majoritarianism. It is incompatible with real freedom.)
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To: rlmorel

Sheee-uh. I don’t remember what the code does that I worked on yesterday.
You can call all you want but I can’t remember anything.


37 posted on 10/22/2015 8:24:44 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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To: rlmorel

Or,

“Ok you need to go to your command line and type this in verbatim......’sudo rm -rf /’ That should fix ‘er right up.”


38 posted on 10/22/2015 8:29:32 AM PDT by dfwgator
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