I'm afraid you are not applauding this 'brave hero' enthusiastically enough. I'm going to have to ask that you leave and also I will need to see your papers so that I can report your...lack of spirit, to the proper authorities.
Another meaningless “prize.” Why not name him Toadstool of the Year? Or Leaf Blight of the Decade? No one cares, and the people who handed out this ridiculous “award” just made complete fools of themselves.
I'm afraid you are not applauding this 'brave hero' enthusiastically enough. I'm going to have to ask that you leave and also I will need to see your papers so that I can report your...lack of spirit, to the proper authorities.