“twice a month at my house: ‘microsoft windows here - we have detected a problem with your computer’”
I love it when I get those calls. It’s so much fun to goof on them, say I’m doing all the things they tell me to, keep them on the phone for 10 or 15 minutes. At some point they ask, “What do you see on the screen now?” I say, “I see the virgin Mary.” One guy screamed, “You see DA WIRGIN MARY?!?” I GUESS I scared him; he hung uP.
Since 8-27-15, I have received 13 of those calls. A guy with a very heavy accent. I tell him I can’t understand him and then hang up. Once he called back and left a message for me to go F myself.