[freefdny]

It’s not the burrito that’s tough to eat. It’s the wafer thin after dinner mint that gets you every time.

[freedomlover]

LOL

Maître d’: “Ah, good afternoon, sir; and how are we today?”
Mr Creosote: “Better.”
Maître d’: “Better?”
Mr Creosote: “Better get a bucket, I’m gonna throw up.”