[dfwgator]

Nothing like enticing people to commit one the Seven Deadly Sins.

[Rodamala]

Marge: It's time for the church picnic.
Homer: What? They had a picnic last week.
Marge: No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Homer: If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.