I don’t know, Ginger (formerly known as Greg, and you’re a bigoted insensitive Neanderthal if you refer to her as a “he”) would garner a lot of sympathy for his, oops her, victim status. So it would be close. Gilligan, as the token straight white male, would have the hots for Maria, subjecting him to constant ridicule by the writers. Of course the Howells would rather hire her because she does the work that the other castaways “won’t do”.