[dfwgator]

Now if he could just learn how to use a baseball bat instead (hey, it could happen) the Rangers could use a good hitter.

I'm sure if he hit it, Elvis Andrus would drop it.

[BlueDragon]

Picking on poor 'ol Elvis. I thought he could get a hit every once in a while.

And who hasn't dropped one or two that could have been caught? eh, eh?

What we need is some of them Jap samurais that can slice and dice.

But is it Japs who have trouble with pronouncing the "R" sound... or is that the Chinese?

I can't keep up with it all (but try, to distract myself from the daily papers -- good gawd almighty the world seems like its not just going to hell, but flying there!)