She thinks she is slim like a willow,
She’s just skinny and bony and tall.
If she hadn’t been blessed with two warts on her chest,
She’d have no figure at all.
She’d like to please all the men, but she’s so terribly thin,
There is hardly enough to go ‘round.
Once she swallowed a whole pickled onion,
And 24 fellas left town.
-Benny Hill
A funny song from Benny Hill. The lyrics read like something to memorize while tuning your guitar, i.e. “My Dog Has Fleas” or Every Good Boy Deserves A Favor.