Now that's a Delivery Service you can count on!
I used to be a Courier like you, but then I took two Bullets to the Head.
How strange. I used to be a courier,like you, but then I took a strong Nord Valkyrie in stripper boots (And really, is there any other kind?) home from the meadehall.
Beats crippling injury any day of the week I Guar-en-tee. Or results in one. Depends... ;)
If you like news, then you’re gonna love our next segment. A package courier found shot in the head near Goodsprings has reportedly regained consciousness, and has made a full recovery. Now that is a delivery service you can count on!