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The Haribo sugar Free Gummi Bear Saga.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
Have a box of tissues ready as you FOTFLOL!!!!!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll cry.
I read that a while back. Laughed my ass off, mostly because I had a very similar experience with Dilettante Sugar Free Chocolate Cherries. (They sell them at Costco at Christmastime.) I thought I was going to die. It was not a very Christmas-y experience.