After Harold Crick got hit by a bus, his life was saved by a piece of his now-shattered Timex Men’s Watch #T56371 - Ironman Triathlon 42 Lap Combo Dual Tech watch plugging a hole in an artery.
Let's see which is more likely:
A) Offered a job with the bus company. B) Offered an internship by Timex. C) Received a tour of the White House.
You get injured, people feel sorry for you. You build a make-believe bomb to alarm people and make them think they'll get injured, and the President congratulates you.