“I knew a guy with a bee tattooed on the tip. No joke. We used to frink in bars free with the money hed win on bets.”
Guy I used to ride with claimed he’d seem “Harley Davidson” tattooed on a guys wedding tackle. I’ll bet halfway thro that he wished he had a BMW.
Rumor was that a bartender in a road house had VW tatooed on his logitudinal axis. Well this caused a lot of laughs till one of the barmaids revealed the full extent of the ink spelled out Volkswagen Aktiengesellschaft.