Can’t listen to that screechy woman for more than 2 seconds...wish the bear took a bite out of her instead of the kayak.
I think that high pitched caterwauling is the reason the bear trashed her kayak.
Holy crap...no kidding. That was really hard on the ears...
You know those noise machines that produce different sounds like ocean waves, forest, birds, etc.?
They should make one with her voice, because her soothing delivery and dulcet tones have a gentle, calming effect on me that defies explanation.
I now possess a sense of peace and restfulness never before experienced, and all the thanks to to this wonderful woman.
I derive great comfort knowing that if my day becomes stressful and the world weighs heavily upon me, I can simply ponder this woman’s intonations and all my troubles will simply dissolve like ether, replaced with the comforting knowledge that this woman’s aural therapy will always be just a click away.