[saleman]

I once had a buddy go into a strip club pretending to be blind. Pulled it off nicely.

[Boogieman]

Man, that would take a lot of control to not become involuntarily “aroused” and blow his cover!

[Carthego delenda est]

“I once had a buddy go into a strip club pretending to be blind.”

That line is sooooo ripe for jokes!