It seems that I just found my long lost brother. Microsoft has so much bloatware these days that I'm shocked that the system can be used for useful work. It also seems that the young-uns didn't learn about contact bounce. On WIN7 my mouse double clicks upon a single click. Same mouse works fine on XP box.
A little bird told me that MS sold tons and tons of WFWG 3.11 to people who were not part of any network and (of course) had no clue about the Internet.