Politicians take vacations to exotic places under the pretense of doing work
Senators would show up at Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, and head straight for the duty free booze shop.
Mostly southern democrats with women (wives?) who wore big hats.
They never talked with any GIs, except to order one to push their shopping cart, as they filled it.
Then GIs loaded it on the plane for them, and off they went.
A GI was only allowed to buy one bottle for return to the states. I think I recall that right, may have been two.
Nobody ever mentioned the limit to the scum from Washington.
BTW, even under the extra weight of these hefty senators, the island never did tip over.