Raining hellfire is a kind of climate change.
Those damned Christians want more Biblical references in our books and the Supreme Court has forced us to include them
Well chief, why not put 'em IN, with reference points
Waddaya' mean, Ralph?
Well ... like, you know ... Sodom and Gamorrah were destroyed because of climate change .... and Jericho's wall fell because of an earthquake caused by man made global warming ..
Heyyyy ... yeah ... and how about, the parting of the Red Sea was BECAUSE the warming happened so quickly ...
Hmmmmm ... might be a little tough on that one ..
OK ... I'll work on it