Sara Albanese @albanasty_
When you're in college your professor shows you "Blow" by Beyoncé as a class discussion & your HW is to watch more Beyoncé music videos 💀
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Bethany @yungbeth
spent half of class watching Beyonce music videos today (as if I needed another reason why @UCLA is the best college in the universe)
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2 posted on
09/26/2015 8:01:37 PM PDT by
SeekAndFind
(What is the difference between Obama and government bonds? Government bonds will mature someday)
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3 posted on
09/26/2015 8:02:42 PM PDT by
SeekAndFind
(What is the difference between Obama and government bonds? Government bonds will mature someday)
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[Shrug]
Yeah, like “Ancient Greek Theater” is so much better. All that academic reverence for Aristophanes? fart jokes and lesbians.
5 posted on
09/26/2015 8:14:04 PM PDT by
ctdonath2
(The world map will be quite different come 20 January 2017.)
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* Surviving The Coming Zombie Apocalypse – Disasters, Catastrophes And Human Behavior, Michigan State University
If zombies take over the world, do you have a plan? This online course wants to help you set one. Working in teams, students will analyze disaster response scenarios and apply them to an apocalypse. Instructors will introduce challenges along the way as you "attempt to survive the catastrophic event, escape death and preserve the future of civilization." No pressure.
I really doubt the course includes rifle, pistol, flamethrower, and explosives techniques.
7 posted on
09/26/2015 8:15:52 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
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“Dad, can I have $60,000 for my junior year?”
“Not unless you show me the syllabus for every course you plan to take.”
8 posted on
09/26/2015 8:17:42 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)
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American students study Beyoncé, zombies, And Harry Potter.
Chinese students study calculus, physics, and chemistry.
Care to guess who will own the 21st century?
9 posted on
09/26/2015 8:18:48 PM PDT by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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No wonder college students are absolutely clueless as to who is vice president and what the Bill of Rights is. They are too busy taking lightweight fluff nonsense like this. And it is criminal that this garbage, fit for little kids, counts toward a (useless) degree. Their parents scrimped and saved, for their kids to take idiot courses like this. This isn’t education, it’s a fraud perpetrated upon the parents who pay for this and the students who are sold on wasting their precious chance at a college education. What a travesty.
10 posted on
09/26/2015 8:20:22 PM PDT by
EinNYC
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Starbucks has tons of job openings for people graduating with a full slate of these kinds of courses.
11 posted on
09/26/2015 9:14:24 PM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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13 posted on
09/26/2015 9:30:34 PM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
about beyonce-
Beyoncé believes she is possessed by a demon “sasha Fierce” And she is VERY serious about it too- Her shows are full of demonic satanic symbolism as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21GOSnJc4Mg
Make of it what you will
14 posted on
09/26/2015 9:44:48 PM PDT by
Bob434
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