So how is business at the slide rule factory?
Is that the best you can come up with? I don’t actually work at a slide rule factory, but at a place that produces a useful commodity. Apple Watches do not fall into that category, in my opinion, but you are more than welcome to revel in yours, and install all of the latest and greatest bells and whistles, and ooh and ahh with all your iBuds.
Still won’t make you cool, or impress anyone worth impressing.