The Freeper-Identify Which is a Bomb Test (educational vanity)

[Cubs Fan]

I was surprised to see a lot of freepers getting mad at a teacher for not knowing how to correctly identify what is or isn't a bomb. (I am generally happy when a teacher just knows their own subject matter but I guess some here expect them to be demolitions experts as well)

So I devised a little test to see how many armchair teachers think they could have done better

So let's begin--who can correctly identify which of these ten picture are of bombs and which are not.

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[IMR 4350]

You’re right.

I can my own food and pressure canners work best sitting on sidewalk in a crowd of people.

[null and void]

Correct. I typed 9 when I meant 8.

[dinodino]

Sorry, but the picture presented wasn’t on a sidewalk in a crowd of people.

Would you like to ask the test administrator to modify it?

[IMR 4350]

“Would you like to ask the test administrator to modify it?”

No, I’m smart enough to know what point he was trying to make.

A short piece of pipe with caps on both ends, a bubble level and connected to a timer might not be a bomb so why don’t you go pick it up and play with it?

[JimRed]

So, every time I see a pressure cooker, I’m supposed to call the bomb squad?

Unless it's in the kitchen or in a box at the appliance department, yes.

[JimRed]

If I saw a grown bearded man carrying that “clock” I would remove it from his person corpse asap after calling the police.

[dinodino]

The picture was of a pressure cooker, straight from a catalog. Are you really that thick?

[dinodino]

The picture was from a catalog.

[Cubs Fan]

Liberals are blaming it all on the teacher and the cop for doing their jobs. JUST LIKE YOU.

I’m sure if any liberals are looking in at FR they are glad for posts like yours.

[dinodino]

Obama and his ilk are cheering you on, Cubs Fan! You are fanning the flames and making the fire go higher! This was a non-incident which should have never seen the light of day, but thanks to folks like yourself, it’s now a cause celebre for thousands!

WAY TO GO! Give yourself a big ol’ pat on the back. Obama salutes your efforts.

[Cubs Fan]

If you read my previous posts on the topic, you will see that I’m pissed that Ahmed is going to the White House. Furthermore, the chain of blame for this starts with the teacher who called the cops on Ahmed in the first place, and goes all the way up to and including all the folks on this and other forums whom are cheering it on.

Liberals are blaming the teacher, just like you are. Yet you seem perfectly comfortable with that don't you? The chain of blame is ahmed muhammed, the media and obama.

[Cubs Fan]

Obama and his ilk are cheering you on, Cubs Fan! You are fanning the flames and making the fire go higher! This was a non-incident which should have never seen the light of day, but thanks to folks like yourself, it’s now a cause celebre for thousands!WAY TO GO! Give yourself a big ol’ pat on the back. Obama salutes your efforts.

No Obama blames it all on the teacher and the cop. JUST LIKE YOU. You are the one making his argument for him.

I'm sure he's grateful that you are so eager to be his useful idiot of the day.

[dinodino]

Look in the mirror, pal. Amazing that you don’t see it.

[dinodino]

I lay 60% of the blame on the teacher who blew the whistle. The cop bears no blame. You and others whom continue to whip this into a media frenzy bear the other 40% of the blame.

[Cubs Fan]

I lay 60% of the blame on the teacher who blew the whistle. The cop bears no blame. You and others whom continue to whip this into a media frenzy bear the other 40% of the blame.

Yeah you're right, I control what the media does.

You are an idiot.

[The_Media_never_lie]

The teacher was not a demolitions expert so she did the right thing and called someone who is

The teacher is also required to report. It is not optional.

[The_Media_never_lie]

And if that kid was as smart as he thinks he is, he should have known better than to bring that contraption to school.

And we have a President who is not as smart as he thinks he, inviting the hoaxer to the White House, at our expense.

[dfwgator]

It wasn’t even for an assignment, and he took it to English class.

[dfwgator]

So, every time I see a pressure cooker, I’m supposed to call the bomb squad?

If it's in a place where you wouldn't expect to see a pressure cooker, hell yes.