[dead]

I was intoxicated one night in my youth, discussing the lyrics to 99 Red Balloons with others in a similar condition, when we agreed that it was probably the dumbest/funniest stupid song ever written in any language.

"worry worry super scurry Call the troops out in a hurry"

Each time we thought we identified the dumbest line in the song, we remembered an even stupider line.

Nuclear war is triggered by these two knuckleheads releasing balloons, the whole world is destroyed, and when it's over, the chick finds one of the balloons!

"super high-tech jet fighters Everyone's a super hero Everyone's a captain Kirk"

You can't get dumber than this song.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Three words...Rock Me Amadeus

[mrs. a]

There was a Pat Benatar video...IIRC it was “Love Is a Battlefield”...and she was fighting with her parents and they threw her out. She looked like she was about 40. Time for you to go anyway, granny...