Posted on 09/16/2015 9:40:48 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
BROOKSVILLE, Fla. Authorities have arrested a Florida woman who they say tried to stab a deputy with a large sword or machete inside a mobile home filled with thousands of knives, swords and bladed instruments.
Deputies said they had removed more than 3,500 bladed instruments from the home.
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Couldn’t they have arrested her by saying “You’re under arrest.” and if that didn’ work use a taser?
Well obviously what we need here is knife control, too many knives in the wrong hands..every American should only be allowed to have 1 knife and that is after passing a through background check
The poor woman probably thought she’d go to a gun fight and win by numerical superiority.
May have been a poor cook, the guests needed some serious hardware to cut through dinner?
Bought the bulk packages on tv for resale at flea markets. A mentally disturbed hoarder. my guess.
She may have 3500 knifes, but only two hands and one actionable knife.
The remaining 3499 knifes have nothing to do with this incident.
at least it wasn’t cats ...
Note to the local police.
Don’t bring a Bean Bag to a Knife Fight.
Perhaps she aspired to be a Ginsu salesperson.
Exactly
Nothing wrong with a bunch of knives.
Maybe they like knives.
Trying to stab someone is a problem though.
“You can never have too many knives”.
—The Bloody Nine
Yeah, but those knife shows make some funny viewing late at night, mainly as a “how NOT to handle knives” tutorial:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FBrmpaMAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FBrmpaMAU
If you don't watch anything else tonight, watch THAT.
Which proves she wasn’t very sharp after all.
“Authorities have arrested a Florida woman who they say tried to stab a deputy with a large sword or machete inside a mobile home filled with thousands of knives, swords and bladed instruments.”
So what was the cop doing in her home?
And apparently she didn’t have a dog or, you know...
Why did they take her 3,500 knives?
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