[faithhopecharity]

it won’t go fat on you
it won’t complain if you do
it won’t get ‘headaches’
it won’t threaten to divorce you
it won’t go out on you
it won’t spend your money
it won’t nag you
it won’t demand you buy it expansive gifts
and it has an off button for its voice box

Paradise!
:)

[central_va]

it has an off button for its voice box

Voice box? Why even put one in to begin with?