Bridge-jumping, Car-stealing Woman Was ‘Hella Drunk,’ Say Court Docs

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[nascarnation]

[hal ogen]

Did she pay the dump truck driver by “giving him a ride”?

[brivette]

enough with the black humor.

[fieldmarshaldj]

If Beyoncé had a sister...

[rey]

“The water temperature . . . was likely below 55 degrees, and survival time in the water can be 30 minutes to 1 hour. Maybe less in evening wear.”

I love that; maybe less in evening wear. I’m going to ask for a research grant on this topic.

[BenLurkin]

off the Bay Bridge

That’s a long way down.

She’s lucky to be alive.

[nascarnation]

An amazing story if it’s true, and it seems to have a fair amount of corroboration.

[doorgunner69]

was likely below 55 degrees, and survival time in the water can be 30 minutes

When I used to scuba dive off the Channel Islands in SoCal, 30 minutes was often my limit with a 7mm wetsuit in water that cold. Good thing she was drunk.

[windsorknot]

hella drunk

Helon Wheels.

[Yardstick]

Dang, quite a feat.

[SharpRightTurn]

Sounds like a gal who is talented and enterprising in many areas.

[M Kehoe]

...then jumped off the Bay Bridge to icy water nearly 70 feet below, swam and hitched a ride with a truck driver.

That is one tough, ah, lady of the evening.

5.56mm

[rabidralph]

Special forces material.

[blueunicorn6]

Turning tricks.....drunk......steals car......wrecks car.....runs from cops.....jumps off bridge.....

I think we have the next girl star for Disney.

[Raycpa]

Under different circumstances she could make an awesome wife.

[To Hell With Poverty]

Hella unping

[hal ogen]

“black humor”...am I now racist?

[outofsalt]

I don't always drink Cognac, steal cars and jump off bridgesa,

But when I do...

[nascarnation]

Sounds like an awesome idea for an ad campaign in the ‘hood.

[ozzymandus]

Must be a South Park fan.