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To: nickcarraway

Winnie the Panda?

The books about pandas say they eat bamboo. I don’t think honey was mentioned.


4 posted on 09/11/2015 2:15:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I want to live my cat's life.)
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To: Tax-chick

Those books are not the boss of them.


9 posted on 09/11/2015 2:47:00 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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16 posted on 09/11/2015 3:48:40 PM PDT by Rodamala
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No, [one of many variations on] the joke goes:

A panda walks into a restaurant. He orders lunch, eats it, then pulls out a gun and kills the waiter.

"Why?" asks the manager, as the panda makes its way to the exit.

The animal turns and says "I'm a panda. Google me."

The manager looks it up, clicks on an entry, and finds: "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."


17 posted on 09/11/2015 3:54:18 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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