“I Have Not Taken a Shower in Over 12 Years:” Here’s What a Chem. Engineer Suggests We Try Instead

KFOR ^ | SEPTEMBER 7, 2015 | Dallas Frankllin

[nickcarraway]

Does it kill dust mites, they clean our skin 24/7/365.

If that is true, we are violating fair labor laws, and the administration could have us all thrown in prison.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is nothing more refreshing then cold water on the skin when it is warm and you are tired or soothing then warm water on the skin when you are cold and tired.

There is a reason why our ancestors sought out hot and cold springs.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

ping

[Leep]

I'm Dave Whitlock and chicks dig me.

[luvbach1]

What foes he smell like?

[Raycpa]

Has anyone done clinical trials on toilet paper?

[luvbach1]

Make that does. My finger slipped.

[Husker24]

I’m assuming this guy doesn’t do anything manual labor in the summertime.

[Don Corleone]

“I have not taken a shower in over 12 years,” Dave Whitlock said.

His name doesn't sound French.

[Sirius Lee]

When hell freezes over, he might get a date.

[Rio]

Here is you Engineer:

[dfwgator]

God’s Gift to Women.

[headstamp 2]

Does he spray it on his teeth too?

[Leep]

“Does he spray it on his teeth too?”

I am trying real hard not to think about where he sprays it.

[Hattie]

He should have had a Mother like mine. Poor as church mice but she always said keeping clean was cheap. Always had soap.

[libstripper]

Many years go I went on a week long canoe trip in the Canadian wilderness, with about 5 women and six men. Four days into it we were all so itchy, stinky, and vile that none of us could stand either himself/herself or any of the rest of us. Finally,we reached a campground with enough time and good weather that we could bathe, provided we did it together. We did it with no mutual lust, just the compelling need to get clean. The same thing happens in military training. This weirdo must take pure, sadomachoistic pleasure in gradually rotting himself to death while stinking out and place he curses with his odious presence.

[mkmensinger]

“There’s a nickname that will cling to ya.” Is that from MASH? Radar O’Reilly said something like that.

[headstamp 2]

“I am trying real hard not to think about where he sprays it.”

Wonder if it keeps the fromundacheese from growing.

[Pajamajan]

His name should be changed to PePe` Le Pew.

[onedoug]

You’d likely need a “nose gay” though.

It’s always something with these juvenile academics.