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Ted Nugent Walks Into a Muslim Book Store- You Won't Believe What Happens Next
Mr. Conservative ^ | 9/5/2015 | Mr. Conservative

Posted on 09/09/2015 1:23:22 PM PDT by conservativejoy

Ted Nugent is a legendary rocker who has developed a reputation for being an unapologetic conservative.

Last week, Nugent posted a story on Facebook about visiting a Muslim bookstore recently. According to Young Conservatives, the story has quickly gone viral, and when you read it you’ll know why.

Ted Nugent:

So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store". I was wondering what exactly was a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.

As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.

I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk said, "GET OUT! GET OUT AND STAY OUT!"

I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"

That's our Ted!


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: chicago; illinois; michigan; oldjoke; tednugent; texas
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To: Osage Orange

It says it in the second line of the post.


41 posted on 09/09/2015 3:56:00 PM PDT by conservativejoy (We Can Elect Ted Cruz! Pray Hard, Work Hard, Trust God!)
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To: conservativejoy
Did he insert his name into the joke??

If so...I'm sorry.

Because I saw this joke maybe weeks ago now....

Surprised Ted would do that............

42 posted on 09/09/2015 3:59:57 PM PDT by Osage Orange ( On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels)
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To: conservativejoy

LOL! Gotta love the Nuge.


43 posted on 09/09/2015 4:16:49 PM PDT by Hugin ("First thing--get yourself a fire"arm!" Sheriff Ed Galt, Last Man Standing.)
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To: conservativejoy

That’s F’n hillarious.


44 posted on 09/09/2015 6:42:55 PM PDT by servantboy777
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To: Vaquero

I’ve heard the joke with Cameron (British leader) in a Pakistani shop.


45 posted on 09/10/2015 4:22:27 AM PDT by tbw2
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