In related news, teens elsewhere are using empty soda cans with pinholes to smoke marijuana.
Spokespersons for the aluminum beverage container production industry did not return media prompts for comment as of this writing.
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“In related news, teens elsewhere are using empty soda cans with pinholes to smoke marijuana.”
“Cans” must be outlawed, as must toilet paper rolls, potatoes, apples and aluminum foil. ;-)